Oh to be a Bass

As i sat today in choir, idealized just how awesome it would be to be a bass. As they sand their low D below the staff, i was truly mesmerized by the thickness of their vocal chords. and indeed my lord DID deliver Daniel.  (<--- i swear this was not meant to be a sexual innuendo...) What would life be like to be a bass? lets make a list! The following are 10 reasons as to why basses are so Bau5.

Basses are bau5. who else can sing soprano as well as bass, BESIDES the bases.... right NO ONE!

Basses have the ability to sing so low that it sounds as if one is belching and its still Bau5. why is it so bau5    to sound as if one is burping while actually singing? because James Earl Jones does it. thats why.


Its a simple fact that guys with extremely low voices get to be on super badass commercials, as well as movie trailers, also low voiced men get to play the awesome rolls in movies such as darth vader, or GOD!!

Basses by far have the greatest vibrato. Nuff said

As hard as a woman may try she will never achieve the same amounts of overtones in the sound. Why may this be? well simply because the lower the voice the more baller amounts of overtones.

WTV all the members of the opposite sex dig em'

 it is socially acceptable, and is almost required that all bases have a bad ass beard.

basses obtain the easiest baseline. although sometimes boring, basses get the opportunity to sustain their whole notes and mentally fall asleep. also making it acceptable to paint secondary eyeballs on your eyelids as to fool the choir director.



basses have the pleasure of having the word ass in their name.

basses can come say "come to me" in a James Brown type manner.

Music History. nuff said

Deitrich what can i say? life blows in this class. lets be honest how far in life am i going to get after i figure out who's chant belongs to whom?! by that point, ill be an old spinster knitting in my humble abode of room 1107 and singing along to gregorian chant from the 11th century. what an accomplishment hillary! you got a degree in music, and you are now 200 years old!!
   
     On another non related note is the gentleman in front of me aware that static cling has somehow attached a sock to the inside of the hood on the back of his sweater??? something tells me to let him know although i really do not want to embarrass the poor guy. plus the person sitting directly to my left may have already let him know... we'll just leave it at that. after all who knows it could be a new style that we are just not aware of. today when i go to work ill make sure that i have a sock stuck to the back of my pants. it'll be all the rage!! Think of it. can you picture it???? Don't get me wrong, this may be coming off as sarcastic, but I'm completely 100% serious. perhaps this article of clothing is sitting in that hood on purpose. OH NO! what is this??? i just received a note. with the words "pass to ****** .... Casually!" thats a breakthrough in socially acceptable behaviour. it seems completely normal to pass a note. casually. with the guy's name right on it. awkward. however POINT to whomever wrote it.

       you know what i love? people who laugh so hard that no sound comes out. this is currently happening to my left. and its fantastic. "why is it so funny??" she asks. well i can tell you. although we are trying to be subtle with this "note" its the farthest thing from it. Its about as subtle as a gun.

New Topic: NYAN CAT!
so theres is this new (well actually not so new) trend in the first floor poettker girls hallway. and that is NON-STOP NYAN!  i must say i am totally a fan of this trend and am currently nyaning as we speak. last time i checked i was at 2674 nayanoseconds. BALLER!!! however i wonder how nyan cat came to be. think about it  does a cat wearing toast flying and pooping rainbows come to be?? and more importantly, when does the toast turn into a pop tart? it has already been established that after 4000 nayanoseconds it starts flashing rainbows... which also leads to the actual colour of Gerald Gerbrandt's eyes. (or simply put: Gerlold.) after muh debate it has been decided that his eyes must be rainbows, sinces he's just so fantastic. don't believe me? here:

 Here we are. multiple pieces of proof, that Gerlolld Gerbrandts eyes are never ope enough to see the colour of them, so hence, RAINBOW!

most happy of fridays, it seems like a great day to get down today :D more thoughts later,
-H

Post one!! "Study session in 1114" actually more just like every word that comes out of JIllian Stothers mouth.

PFFT yeah right! study session. like that would ever happen. i think i may have managed to study for about an hour and then totally gave up. those whole three years were the most out of control years of my life. we did like shit all all day. we would actually like draw photos much like i am doing right meow. I want to get really really dressed up for halloween, but like in a ball gown. plus my boobs kept falling down while i was wearing it. Janjaweed, some stay dry while others stay wet. i am... dangerously insane. ugh i really want to be belle from beauty and the beast for halloween. i need to dye my hair a little bit first. just a lil bit. just a lol bit. come on esther be a bau5. WOAH! seizure setting. almost gave me a seizure. my friend just told me she's gong to bite me. i need to go to bed soon. i agree. i am not tired at all. Woah shit i have another reading to do for BTS tomorrow morning. i have to read Amos. aka Anus. A moss. A mosque. just a lil chapter. my trachea was about to close up on me and kill me. I miss amber. wait bathroom amber? or different amber. I'm going to be the worst doctor err. I miss my cat. i miss my mom. can i have some goat tikka. like Goat tee ka. like with 2 k's. i wonder what ted would say if i just went up to him and say hey can i have some goat or chicken tikka? Just kittens. My butt is going numb. oh baby. i can't wait until i have kids. i really hope I'm not one of those people that gain weight every where. instead just be pregnant from the front. like when your walking around and people are like holy! theres baby up in herrr. woopsies i accidentally pressed conversation with that guy. dangit. i don't have any wifi. what am i going to use to distract me from reading a mosque right meow?? a ross. Ross Gheller. What the fonk. What the patrick Falk. GO FACE BIZZAL. janjaweed.